Santa`s neighbour
Santa has been in job for 30 years in Ludhiana and is finally sick of the city life. He quits his job and buys 5 acres of land in a remote area - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it`s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, Santa is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there`s a big, bearded man standing there.
"I`m your neighbor from four miles over the ridge...havin` a party Saturday...thought you`d like to come."
"Great," Santa says, "after six months of this I`m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
"Gotta warn you, there`s gonna be some drinkin", said the visitor.
"Not a problem..." said Santa.
As he starts to leave, the visitor stops and said, "More `n` likely gonna be some fightin` too."
"Damn!" Santa thinks, "tough crowd....Well," he says, "I get along with people. I`ll be there. Thanks again."
Once again visitor turns turns from the door. "I`ve seen some wild sex at these parties too."
"Now that is not a problem," says Santa, "Remember, I`ve been alone for six months. I`ll definitely be there! By the way...what should I wear to the party?"
The visitor stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want...it`s just gonna be the two of us."
