Selling Term Plan!
Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Agar aap ko kuch ho jaye toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
Banta: Agar bachche na ho to?
Agent: Tab aapki biwi ko milenge.
Banta: Agar meri biwi na ho to?
Agent: Tab aapke parents ko ko milenge.
Banta: Aur agar woh bhi na hon?
Agent: Phir aap ke bhai ya behan ko milenge.
Banta: Sir ji, koi aisa tariqa batao ke paise mujhe milen?
Agent: Aap ko nahin mil sakte ye paise.
Banta: Yeh to policy na huyi, 'Meri Gaand' ho gayi, jo har koi le sakta hai, sirf main nahin le sakta.
