"Doctor, I need your help," Preeto says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband, Banta, just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has he seen a doctor?"
"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!"
"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"
"I have! I still don't get enough."
"Take another lover."
"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers and I still don't get enough sex!"
"Gosh, that's an anomaly!"
"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!"
In Frankfurt (Germany) a sex-starved wife called up police as her husband wasn't fulfilling her sexual obligations whereas in Kolkata (India) a bank employee killd his wife because she refused to have sex with him.