Sexual Desire

The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him. And he's right too. I have no desire at all."

The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return for a visit in two weeks.

After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling into his office. "Those pills were great Doc, I'm doin' it twice a night now."

"That's wonderful." said the doctor, "What does you husband say now?"

"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home yet."