Sexual Urge!
Tim worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Tim indicated that he'd be to embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
On day, a few week slater, Tim came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Tim ?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Tim, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My god, Tim, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Tim. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh,... she got fired too."
