Smart Thief!
Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.
Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?
Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.
Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?
Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??
Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??
Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.
Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?
Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???
