Lend me an ear, and I`ll tell ya a story...
Once I had a wife--she was such a dear,
Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared!
Now there she sits , for hours on end...
I don`t care where I`m goin`, don`t care where I`ve been.
It could be two, or it could be nine...
she really doesn`t care, long as she`s online.
She gets outta work and rushes home,
She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!"
Where the hell`s my hug? Where is my kiss?
But she`s at the computer--that`s all she missed!
Talking to buddies, checking the mail
All her priorities--I`m in cyber Hell!!
My stomach`s growling--it`s so unfair!
No clean dishes and I`m out of underwear!
Drink me a beer, stare at the walls V I`ll pick at my teeth while I`m scratching my ballsV Farting and burping all while I peeV Can you believe she`s there?? She could be with ME!!