Starting out really young!
A five-year-old is mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lives across the street sees the beer and comes over to lecture the kid.
"Aren`t you a little young to be drinking, son?", the preacher asks.
The kid replies, "That`s nothing; I got laid when I was three."
"What?! How did that happen?"
"I don`t remember. I was drunk."
