Statue of a Naked Man
Two older ladies, Margret and Jennifer, were walking through the museum and got separated for a spell.
When they ran into each other later Margret said, "Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"
"Yes I did!" said Jennifer. "I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why, the penis on that statue was far too large!"
With a smile Margaret blurted out, "...and cold, too!"
