Stiff Tongue
Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
1st: Look at her breasts!
2nd: Uhmm...
1st: Look at her legs!
2nd: Uhmmmm... Ummm...
1st: What is this all 'Uhmm..... Uhmm'? Can you say something else?
2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue got hard."
