A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making.
Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn`t quit it.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn`t close a large suitcase.
The groom said, "Darling, you get on top and I`ll try."
That didn`t work.
Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I`ll try."
Still no success.
So, he said, "Look. Let`s both get on top."
At that point the parrot pulled away the towel with his beak and said: "Zoo or no zoo. I just gotta see this."