Tarzan's Interview
Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan.
Interviewer: Married?
Tarzan: Yes!
Interviewer: What's her Name?
Tarzan: Jane.
Interviewer: Any Children?
Tarzan: Son, boy.
Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?
Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle.
Interviewer: What's Jane's whole name?
Tarzan: Jane's hole name is Pussy.
