Taxidermist!
A guy walked into a bar in Alabama and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer.
The bartender looked up and said, "You ain`t from around here, are you? Where are you from, boy?"
The guy said, "I`m from Iowa."
The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responded, "I`m a taxidermist."
The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It`s okay boys, he`s one of us!"
