Thank You Note!!!
A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss.
She sent his boss a 'Thank You Note' via e-mail. His wife read the text and filed a divorce. The message was:
"Your penis (pen is) wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra-ordinarily smooth flow & firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring it in working order & then it was equally good on both sides.
I loved its perfect size & grip. I felt as in heavens using it. I had always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.
At last it is mine and only mine, forever, Thanks a lot.
Moral: Space is an essential part of English writing.
