Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya:
Boy: Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi N?
Girl: Nahi..Bilkul Nahin... Kisi Ne Dekh Liya Toh?
Boy: Please Ek Baar Karne Dena... Koi Nahi Dekhega, Bharosa Rakho Mujh Par.
Girl: Ok Jaanu... Karne Dungi. Lekin Sirf Ek Baar...
Boy: Aur Boobs... Dabane Dogi?
Girl: Nahin, Bilkul Bhi Nahin... Aise Bahar Theek Nahin Lagta...
Boy: Please Yaaar, Bas Ek Baar....
Girl: Ok Yaar... Daba Lena.
Boy: Aur Dabate Dabate Chusne Do Toh Maza Aa Jaye...
Girl: Tuhaara Dimaag Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai... Bhuil Ke Bhi Nahin...
Boy: Kya Yaar, Tum Itna Bhi Nahin Ker Sakti... Girl: Theek Hai Tharki... Wo Bhi Choos Lena.
10 Minutes Ke Baad Ladke Ka Phir Se Message Aaya.
Boy: Nahi Yaar, Tum Theek Kehti Ho... Yeh Sab Ghalat Hai, Main Tumhein Touch Bhi Nahi Karna Chahta, Hamara Pyaar Pavitar Hai.
Girl: Bhosdi Ke, Tharki Saale... Mujhe Pata Hai Tu Ne Ab Muth Maar Li Hai Kuttay.