The little truths!
Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid said, "I`m in here to get my tonsils out and I`m a little nervous."
The first kid said, "You`ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It`s a piece of cake!"
The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
The first kid responded, "Well, I`m here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn`t walk for a year!"
