The Queue!!!
There was a long line at airlines airport counter. A man came breaking the line and conversation with desk girl was as follows:
Man: I need a business class ticket to New York.
Girl: I am sorry sir but you have to come in the line.
Man: Do you know who I am ?
Girl: (speaking on the mike), Attention Ladies and Gentelment, we have a passanger here who doesn't know who he is. Please if anybody can come and identify him.
The crowd went hilarious.
Man: (frustated), FUCK YOU.
Girl: Well sir, the queue for that is even longer!
