The sermon !!!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion`s Club on sex.
When he got home he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.
She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he`s only tried it twice.
The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off !"
