A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn`t close a large suitcase. Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I`ll try."
Still no success. Then he said, "Look. Let`s both get on top and try."
At that point the parrot yanked away the towel and said, "Zoo or no zoo. This... I gotta see !!!"