The Way I Want
I met this girl and I told her, "I will give you $20 if you will have sex the way I want it."
She said, "No, I'm not some cheap whore."
I said, "I will give you $100 dollars if you have sex the way I want it."
She said, "I don't know you might be some kind of freak."
I said baby, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you have sex the way I want."
She said okay..........
So we get done having sex and she said, "Chris, so is what is sex the way you want it....???"
I said............."On credit Baby, On credit!!!"
