Trash hubby...
A woman and her lover are having sex. Someone knocks on the door.
It must be my husband! No problem, I`ll handle this.
She grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband:
Darling, please, empty the trash.
While he is out, the other man escapes and walks back home.
He is thinking: "She is sooo smart, unlike my wife." He comes up to his door, knocks, his wife opens, smiles to him and says:
Darling, please, empty the trash basket.
He is carrying the basket and thinking: What a stupid bitch! The whole fucking day at home, and cannot find some time to empty the trash!
