Tried once
Well-dressed Banta entered an upscale restaurant in the 17 sector, Chandigarh, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked "What can I get you to drink, sir?"
Banta responded, "Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn`t like it, and never tried it again."
The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being a friendly sort, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered him one.
Banta refused, saying, "I tried smoking once, didn`t like it, and never did it again. The point is, I wouldn`t be in here at all, except that I`m waiting for my son."
The bartender retorted, "Your only child, I presume?"
