Upper Berths
A honeymoon couple had booked a sleeper berth for their trip. However when boarding the train, they found their berths were both upper berths on opposite sides of the compartment.
During the night, the groom , feeling amorous, whispered across to his bride, "Come across here darling."
She whispered back, "How can I get across."
The groom said, "I have something stiff you could crawl across on."
A voice from the lower berth asked with a chuckle, "How's she going to get back?"
