Wanna a Quickie?
This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu.
A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he wanted.
The guy says, "I'd like a quickie." The waitress flushes and says, "That's not funny. Now, what would you like to order."
The guys says, "I'd really like a quickie."
The waitress angrily storms off after this.
Another customer overheard the conversation. He leans over and says to the guy, "I think that it's pronounced quiche..."
