Santa was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Jeeto, to Banta's store.
At the store Jeeto saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Banta to finish waiting on a customer.
When Banta was finished, Jeeto asked how much for the teapot?
Banta replied, "That's silver and it costs Rs 2500"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Jeeto exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Santa had sent her to buy, and Banta went to the backroom to find a hinge.
From the backroom Banta yelled, "Jeeto, you wanna screw for that hinge?'
To which Jeeto replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."