Well Hung French Guy
Three men, an American, a German, and a Frenchman, completely drunk, after a late night dinner, are having a conversation.
The American: In my country we have buildings that are over 1000-floor high.
The German says: In my country, we have highways that go straight for over a thousand miles!
The Frenchman says: When I have an erection, my dick is so long, 14 eagles can perch on it!
The following day, the three men, admitting too much alcohol told the truth.
The American said: You know, really, some of our buildings might go over 100-floor high, but no more.
The German says: You know, really, some highways might go 200 miles straight; but no more.
The Frenchman said: You know, really, when I have an erection, the 14th eagle has only one leg on it.
