Mr. Patel was living next to a British in London. Once they had an argument over 'Who leads a better life."
British: We have a big house.
Mr. Patel: I have a house next to yours and 4 more even bigger houses back in Gujarat.
British: I have Benz!
Mr. Patel: I have 8 Benz!
British (confused): Really? But I never saw you riding any!
Mr. Patel: I have 3 in Ahmedabad - Maniben, Ramilaben and Kokilaben. 2 in Rajkot - Jasuben and Nainaben. 2 live in London itself - Dayaben and Karunaben. Total 7 Bens. And this is my wife - Seemaben! She is the one I ride. But I'm not going to show you that! We are from well cultured family!