Words That Aren't Words

A radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bangkok.

DJ: 96 FM here, what's your name?

Caller: Hi, my name's Dave.

DJ: Dave, what's your word?"

Caller: Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced 'go-an'.

DJ: You are correct, Dave, 'Goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

Caller: Goan fcuk yourself!

The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until... DJ: 96 FM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what's your word?

Caller: Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'Smee'.

DJ: You are correct, Jeff, 'Ssmee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?

Caller: Smee again! Goan fcuk yourself!