Wrong Room!
An undertaker comes home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asks his wife.
"I had a terrible day," replies the undertaker. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When i got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
"Anyway, I find the room and sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I did what I always do, I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see,"says his wife."But how did you get the black eye?"
The undertaker replies,"Wrong room."
