You got me pregnant!
A 60-year-old woman goes to her doctor for her annual physical checkup.
He examines her thoroughly and says, `Well, I`ve got good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you are in wonderful shape. I can`t find anything at all wrong with you.`
She then asked `What`s the bad news?`
The doctor said `I`m a little surprised, but you`re pregnant!`
She flew out of his office, ran home and called her husband at work. When he answered, she blurted out, `You stupid old goat -- you got me pregnant!`
After a long pause, he said `I`m sorry, but who is that calling?`
