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Mulla Nasruddin decided to settle down and narrowed his choice between a beautiful but dumb doll and an opera singer.
He finally chose brains and culture and married the singer. They spent their wedding night at a swanky hotel.
When Nasruddin opened his eyes the next morning and the dawn's early light began to shine upon his bride, he looked at her and shuddered and cried out: "SING FOR GOD'S SAKE SING."
- Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi! Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi.
John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon, tumhe Janta maaf nahi karegi... - Use More Soap! A man was unhappy with the way his laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry.
So he wrote a note... - Ransom Call... Ek admi ki wife kidnap ho jaati hai aur kidnappers uske husband ko phone lagate hai: Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari biwi ko...
- Pathan Ka Dushman! Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.
Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.... - Did it Hurt??? A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman....
