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Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job.
"Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it," the personnel director said. "We take it out of your salary each month."
"The last place I worked, they paid for it," said the Mulla.
"That's unusual," the personnel man said. "How much vacation did you get?"
"Six weeks," replied the Mulla.
"Did you get a bonus?" the personnel man asked.
"Yes," said the Mulla. "Not only that, they gave us an annual bonus, sent us a turkey on Thanksgiving, gave us the use of a company car and threw a big barbecue for us each year."
"Why did you leave?" asked the personnel director.
"They went busted," said Nasruddin.
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