| Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Idi Amin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so she writes him a check. Finally Ronald Reagan gets his turn and calls USA and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5 dollars. When Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth hears this, they both go ballistic and asks the devil why Ronald Reagan got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call. |