| It`s 10:00 PM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers, our Santa and Banta, are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet Five lakh rupees on a single roll of the dice. Santa and Banta agree. She says, "I hope you don`t mind, but I feel much luckier when I`m bottomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. Santa and Banta just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally Santa asks, "What did she roll anyway?" Banta answers, "I don`t know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!" |
| A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. The sheriff raided their game and... took all three before the local judge. After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly inquired of the priest: "Were you gambling, Father?" The priest looked toward heaven, whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive me!" and then said aloud: "No, your honor, I was not gambling." "Were you gambling, Reverend?" the judge asked the minister. The minister repeated the priest's actions and said, "No, your honor, I was not." Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked: "Were you gambling, Rabbi?" The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied, "With whom?" |
A witch Santa and Banta had been without sex for several years, so they decided to visit a whore house.