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I hope you didn`t take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon."
"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.
"It`s not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the church goer. "Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child." -
- Proposal! A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, 'Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.'
'Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
'Because he also told me he was... - Actual radio conversation! This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
- The problem of stress! Patient: 'Doctor, you must help me. I`m under such a lot of stress that I keep losing my temper with people.'
Doctor: 'Tell me about your... - The palestinians took them! The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first tell a story. Arafat tells him to go ahead.
The Ambassador... - Final exam!!! At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals and tests etc. Each had an `A` so far for the semester. So confident were they before finals that they decided to head down to Edinburgh College for a big party with some mates.
After a great deal of partying they...
