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A pastor and a priest from the local parishes are standng by the side of the road, holding up a sign that reads:
The End Is Near!! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!
"Take a hike and leave us alone, you religious nuts!" shouted the first driver as he sped by.
Suddenly, from around the curve, the clergy heard screeching tires and a big crash.
"Do you think it would be better if we put up a sign that says 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?" the pastor asks the priest.
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