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After the opening performance of Arms and the Man in London in 1894, playwright George Bernard Shaw joined the actors on stage to acknowledge a rousing, appreciative ovation.
Amidst the sustained applause, a solitary voice cried out: "Boo! Boo!
Shaw looked in the direction of the voice and said: "I quite agree with you my friend, but what can we two do against a whole houseful of the opposite opinion?"
- She's Pregnant! Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye... - The same old story! An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room ...
- No More War! Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chalraha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
Ram: Kya hua... - Snake Bite! Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
"I`ll go into town for a doctor... - Akashwani Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.
Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga...
