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Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay.
To which the other replied, "Don`t you think you ought to pet him first??"
- The crossword! A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
'This is exciting,' thought the gentleman. 'I`ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I`ll be able to see him in person.'
Imagine his surprise, when the Pope... - Coincidence! A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini
The bartender says 'What a coincidence, The only other person at the bar is that beautiful woman at the other end. She is also drinking... - The varying sizes! A man went into a drug store and asked the cashier for some rubbers.
The cashier asked, 'What size?'
The man replied, 'Size? I didn`t know they came in sizes.'
'Yes, they do,' she said. 'What size do... - The unnatural demands! A farmer buys several sheeps, hoping to breed them. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheeps are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.The vet tells the farmer that he should try...
- Home work! The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate...
