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After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said, "What can I get you, gorgeous?"
The woman blushed and replied, "If you're sure you don't mind, I'll have a large stiff one, please."
The man smiled, casually leaned over the table, and whispered into the woman's ear, "Would that be before or after I've got the drinks?"
- The Way I Want I met this girl and I told her, "I will give you $20 if you will have sex the way I want it."
She said, "No, I`m not some cheap whore."
I said, "I will give you $100 dollars if you have sex... - Short but Hilarious Friend 1: Kal Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Uske Haath Main Kya Gift Dun?
Friend 2: Apna De De!!!
Friend 1: Mazaak Mat Kar Yaar, Koi Badi Cheez Bata.
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- Oral Exam! On the last day of his French class, Professor Lint goes over the final exam.
"The exam will test your comprehension. It`ll be divided into two parts: a multiple choice exam, and... - Confessing Wives!!! A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest about confession. "I have an idea," said the priest. Why don`t you sit with me on my side of the confession booth and hear it for...
