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A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a reasonably attractive lady sitting by herself:
"May I buy you a cocktail?"
"No thank you," the lady replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
"No, they spread."
- System Error A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and Don't move.
Husband, "Who is this... - Shaking off! Santa and Bantan were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Santa glanced over and noticed that Banta's penis was twisted like a corkscrew...
- A Necrophilic Husband A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person) The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing...
- A fire alarm costume A couple was going to a Halloween party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party...
- Toilet Scribble Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking his head.
"What's the matter?" inquired the bartender.
"While I was in the bathroom...
