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A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised & asks the bartender ..
"How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear & he will grant a wish"
This guy rubs the lamp & asks the genie " I want one million bucks"
The genie says " oaky in 5 minutes"
After 5 minutes thee are a million ducks.
This guy is irritated .. he goes to the bartender & says " hey I didn`t ask the genie for million ducks .. I asked million bucks"
The bartender says, "Do u think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ???
- Another test! A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver`s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver`s license, he asks for registration.
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- The cop fooled? Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says 'Stop that and put it away!'
Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does... - Unbeatable logic! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish... - Bad experienece! A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
She looks at her husband and asks, 'What did he...