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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas.
The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job."
The bartender smiles and replies, "Yeah, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the guy replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
- Intended Grandchild! A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious...
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- 'Sex' and 'Love' At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words `sex` and `love.`...
- Vaseline Research Survey! A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I`m doing some research for Vaseline... - To My Dear Wife During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often...
