First Blowjob

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    A man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
    The man says, "I’m celebrating in a way."
    The bartender asks the man what he’s celebrating.
    The man smiles and says, "Today I just got my first Blowjob."
    The bartender says, "Well now, that sure is worth celebrating. Hell, I`ll buy you another shot. It’s on me!"
    The man says, "No thanks. If 12 shot`s don’t get the taste out of mouth, nothing will."
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    A young guy walks into a bar and orders 10 brandies, the barman lines them up and knocks them all back one after the other...

    Wow says barman what you celebrating?

    My first blowjob.

    Really? In that case let me buy you another.

    No thanks, if 10 wont get rid of the taste, 1 more wont make no difference.
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