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A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to her.
After a few more drinks and a little conversation he leans over to the woman and asks, "Can I smell your Pussy?"
The woman is outraged and answers with a stern, "Of course not!"
The drunk man replies......., "Oh, then it must be your feet."
- Serving Halwa! Banta Ki Biwi Came Naked In The Drawing Room To Serve Halwa To The Guests.
Banta Screamed: Beshram Aurat, Tu Hosh Mein Toh Hai???... - Winter in Barbados A lady goes on holiday to Barbados and upon arriving, she meets a black man and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"
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- The Whole Thing! Liz and Kevin had been married for some time and were having problems. They decided to see a marriage counselor. After some routine questions the counselor asked...
- Breast Surgery Mary: So somehow we started talking about doctors and hospitals and surgeries, and I told him about my breast surgery.
Jill: And then?
Mary: Well, naturally, he asked...
