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A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman`s right breast is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma`am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
- Serious Medical Condition !! Prime Minister was visiting one of finest hospitals and during his tour of the wards, he passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. 'Oh God,' said the PM, 'that`s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?' The doctor leading the tour explains...
- Appointments ! One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
His wife turned over and said, 'I`m sorry honey, I`ve got a... - Charlie in Chicago In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he`s driving a car.
The nurse asks him, 'Charlie, what are you doing?' Charlie replied... - Johnny in closet ! Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out oftown all week and said, 'Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They undressed and got into bed and then
- Another breathalyzer !! One day a police officer pulls over a car for speeding. The driver turns out to be a gorgeous blond woman. 'I`ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma`am.... Could I see your driver`s license and registration...
