| Ladies discussing their sex life...!!! Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butler and give a blowjob his balls are always cold." Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson's balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob." Mrs Taylor is shocked, "How can you both do such thing, It is disgusting." Both explain to Mrs Taylor that a blowjob is the best way in getting him to buy Jewellery. Mrs. Taylor agrees and says, "I will try tonight." Next Day... both are shocked to see Mrs Taylor's face bruised and beaten black and blue. "What Happened" they asked...?? Mrs. Taylor, "Mr. Taylor did this." Ladies, "But why ???" Mrs Taylor, "I don't know, I was giving blowjob and all I said was... 'Hey your balls are also cold like Mr. Butler and Mr. Anderson!!!'" |
| Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. "It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm giving him a blowjob!" "You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the same with my Richard!" They turn to the third blonde and ask: "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, also?" "Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!" "You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!" She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner. "Whoa!" the first blonde asks, "How did you get that black eye?!" "Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she said. "What on earth for?!" the second blonde asks. "I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as Pete and Richard's are so cold!" |