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A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
"I've tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an actress and failed. Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too."
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life. Have you tried nursing?"
She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one of her luscious breasts.
Pointing it at the doctor, she said, "OK, I'll give it a try."
- New Nun The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, 'Father... - Undertaker Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The other gents nodded and...
- Cheating wives! Banta thought his wife, Preeto, was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a taxi to follow her.
By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
Banta says to the driver, who incidentally... - Little finger! Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.
One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, 'Hi little boy!', and waved at him with her... - Unaffordable! Two neighbors, Santa and Banta, were talking across the fence one day. Banta couldn't keep his eyes off Santa's wife, Jeeto.
He popped off and said, 'Damn, your wife's got a nice set...
