| Carol, being the type shopper to "only buy-on-sale items," beckoned to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's. She pointed to a white wool designer dress on a mannequin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy, so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?" "That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty salesman. "Oh! For $99.95, I could get the same dress at S. Klein's downtown!" "But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool." And Carol replied, "So! For $800, I should be caring what the lambs do at night?" |
| Jeff beckoned to a salesman in the department store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin that Eunice was admiring, and asked, "Excuse me young lady, how much is this dress?" "That dress is Pound 799.95, Sir," sneered the rather snotty saleswoman. "Pound 799.95? For Pound 99.95 I could get the same dress at the Bargain store downtown!" "But sir," said the saleswoman, "You'll find that the dress downtown is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool." Jeff says, "So? For Pound 800 I should care what the lambs do at night?" |