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Father and son had been taking a stroll along the beach. The father, who was a builder, asked his son, what he would like for his sixth birthday.
"What I really want is a baby brother," says the boy.
"Your birthday is only 5 days away; I can't get you a baby brother in that time."
The son replies, "Can't you do what you do at work and put more men on the job?"
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