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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said '6'."
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said."
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